10 things that women hate in the bed

Do you think that you are a super lover? Do you have any reasons to think in such way?

Perhaps you know all sexual positions physically accessible for you and studied female erogenous zones.

You always carry with you usual and exotic condoms and batteries for your girl-friend’s favorite sex toy. You often present flowers. So, women, what do you need else?

Even the best lover makes mistakes in the bed which make the women doubt about if her lover attracts necessary attention to her.

In this post I will write about 10 the most frequent and disagreeable mistakes which men could make in the bed, according to “Askmen” magazine.

Take off socks, all the more boots

Forget all things which you have seen in porn films. Even if you are very fast in movements and it takes 5 minutes between first agitation in the blood and flounder in the bed with your girl-friend, you should see about taking off the socks. Female nose is very sensitive – take care of this delicate creature.
Don’t answer calls

Don’t try to answer calls during the sexual intercourse. According to statistics, 15% of men have already interrupted sex in order to answer the call. Switch it off before you start foreplay. Your mother calls you every 10 minutes? Then, switch off your robot as well. You don’t need a third person in the bed.

Don’t babble

Of course, women like beautiful male voices, but the bed isn’t a place to demonstrate your intellectual level. No tautological demagogies about variants of universe conception. Speak only about how she excites you and how well do you fill yourself with her.

Don’t look anywhere, except her

You shouldn’t watch anything else during the sexual intercourse, even your favorite sport programs. Switch off TV set to avoid temptation. It is better even to take it away from bedroom.
According to statistic the couples with TV set in their bedroom make sex 2 times less than couples who don’t have it.

Also don’t view pictures in magazines or your abdomen in the mirror. Look at her only, it means that you forget about everything in the world. Concentrate your attention on her soft skin, aroma of her hair, passion in her voice.

Don’t run saliva

Of course, the saliva can be used as a lubricant if there are some difficulties but in other situations – it is unacceptable.

Don’t fall asleep in 2 seconds after orgasm

Don’t fall asleep immediately after love making. Of course, there are physiological reasons why men feel sleepiness after act of love. After orgasm the level of glycogen in blood decreases. This substance feeds the muscles. The human feels himself broken when the glycogen isn’t sufficient in the body.

Women also feels desire to relax, but a little later than men. Help her in this, don’t fall asleep immediately, and wait some minutes in order to add some romantic moments in your relationship.

Forget about other women

Don’t you dare even to mention about sexual abilities of another woman. You are in the bed exactly with her, not with another one. Remember, when she takes off the pants, in this moment she is the only woman in the world for you.

Don’t transform sex in a comedy

You are funny and smart, but you shouldn’t make jokes during the sexual intercourse. Women, of course, have sense of humor, but you don’t have to simplify sexual relationship with super irony, lose it together with your clothes.

Don’t call “interesting” parts of her body with foolish names

It is better to speak plainly, without banality and immaturity. It isn’t necessary any “pi-pi”. She isn’t interested how you call your favorite part of the body when masturbate or joke with your friends.

But, she is not a baby who plays with you in “doctor” game. So, become adult before you will start to be engaged in it.

Don’t forget about your physiological differences

She isn’t an inflatable sex doll who supports easily 90 kg of live weight. She isn’t ready to make sex immediately. The woman’s body needs a defined stage of excitement in order to be ready to love making.

The beginning could be very emotional, but physiological, anyway, should be delicate, gradually and agreeable. Permit her to change sexual positions or suggest your own so that she feels her contribution in your cause.

Woman needs much time than a man to achieve an orgasm. Learn how to be delicate and patient. Learn how to control yourself till the moment when she will be ready to fly to the heaven with you.

Virtual Love

Virtual love become more and more popular. Majority of people met their partner among virtual users.

Sex without sex

Step by step the high technology will substitute the human in intimate relationships. Even, the relations like these will not exist in the future. Some scientists think in the same way. For a period of 10 years, they have made some studies related to sexual life of couples.

The professor of Massachusetts technological University, Marvin Minsky, prognosticates the appearance of brain stimulation, which will call a simple orgasm, or will permit to achieve sexual satisfaction mentally.

The mobile and online games companies are interested in the appearance of these devices. Minsky is dead sure that sex without sex will be a reality soon.

The question is only in time. Some years ago, in USA was created a prototype of humanlike device “Hug” – which has substituted the children caresses. This human like form was created for grandpa and grandma, which can’t discuss with their grandchildren.

First of all, Hug dials a programmed telephone number (it’s sufficient to shake its left hand and pronounce the name of subscriber), then the robot transmits all stroking and tips according to its intended purpose. In this case, it’s created the illusion of physical contact.

The author of this creation, Carl DiSilvano, the researcher from Carnegie - Malone University, thinks that this social orientated project could find a use in the erotica entertainment sphere.

Of course, this amusement will not be cheap and very primitive.

This is a simple device which will fill the virtual sex with real feelings, even now it is winning the market.

Steve Rods, the president of Sinulate Entertainment, affirms that over the last three years its company have sold millions products for intimate discussion via Internet. It’s talking about hard peripheries (vibrators and so on), which can be remotely managed – from another ending of wire. Demand for these products, according to Rods, have whirled upward since the beginning of War in Iraq.

It seems that Sadam Hussein involuntary gave a stimulus for American sex toys development. According to Julia Herman, the director of Kinsey Institute for sexual problems, genre and reproduction from Indiana University, soon we will have the possibility to create for ourselves a sexual partner as we like and want.

Moreover, the sense of “virtual” will lose its original sense, because the new devices will permit to perceive the sexual partner practically with all sense organs.