10 things that women hate in the bed

Do you think that you are a super lover? Do you have any reasons to think in such way?

Perhaps you know all sexual positions physically accessible for you and studied female erogenous zones.

You always carry with you usual and exotic condoms and batteries for your girl-friend’s favorite sex toy. You often present flowers. So, women, what do you need else?

Even the best lover makes mistakes in the bed which make the women doubt about if her lover attracts necessary attention to her.

In this post I will write about 10 the most frequent and disagreeable mistakes which men could make in the bed, according to “Askmen” magazine.

Take off socks, all the more boots

Forget all things which you have seen in porn films. Even if you are very fast in movements and it takes 5 minutes between first agitation in the blood and flounder in the bed with your girl-friend, you should see about taking off the socks. Female nose is very sensitive – take care of this delicate creature.
Don’t answer calls

Don’t try to answer calls during the sexual intercourse. According to statistics, 15% of men have already interrupted sex in order to answer the call. Switch it off before you start foreplay. Your mother calls you every 10 minutes? Then, switch off your robot as well. You don’t need a third person in the bed.

Don’t babble

Of course, women like beautiful male voices, but the bed isn’t a place to demonstrate your intellectual level. No tautological demagogies about variants of universe conception. Speak only about how she excites you and how well do you fill yourself with her.

Don’t look anywhere, except her

You shouldn’t watch anything else during the sexual intercourse, even your favorite sport programs. Switch off TV set to avoid temptation. It is better even to take it away from bedroom.
According to statistic the couples with TV set in their bedroom make sex 2 times less than couples who don’t have it.

Also don’t view pictures in magazines or your abdomen in the mirror. Look at her only, it means that you forget about everything in the world. Concentrate your attention on her soft skin, aroma of her hair, passion in her voice.

Don’t run saliva

Of course, the saliva can be used as a lubricant if there are some difficulties but in other situations – it is unacceptable.

Don’t fall asleep in 2 seconds after orgasm

Don’t fall asleep immediately after love making. Of course, there are physiological reasons why men feel sleepiness after act of love. After orgasm the level of glycogen in blood decreases. This substance feeds the muscles. The human feels himself broken when the glycogen isn’t sufficient in the body.

Women also feels desire to relax, but a little later than men. Help her in this, don’t fall asleep immediately, and wait some minutes in order to add some romantic moments in your relationship.

Forget about other women

Don’t you dare even to mention about sexual abilities of another woman. You are in the bed exactly with her, not with another one. Remember, when she takes off the pants, in this moment she is the only woman in the world for you.

Don’t transform sex in a comedy

You are funny and smart, but you shouldn’t make jokes during the sexual intercourse. Women, of course, have sense of humor, but you don’t have to simplify sexual relationship with super irony, lose it together with your clothes.

Don’t call “interesting” parts of her body with foolish names

It is better to speak plainly, without banality and immaturity. It isn’t necessary any “pi-pi”. She isn’t interested how you call your favorite part of the body when masturbate or joke with your friends.

But, she is not a baby who plays with you in “doctor” game. So, become adult before you will start to be engaged in it.

Don’t forget about your physiological differences

She isn’t an inflatable sex doll who supports easily 90 kg of live weight. She isn’t ready to make sex immediately. The woman’s body needs a defined stage of excitement in order to be ready to love making.

The beginning could be very emotional, but physiological, anyway, should be delicate, gradually and agreeable. Permit her to change sexual positions or suggest your own so that she feels her contribution in your cause.

Woman needs much time than a man to achieve an orgasm. Learn how to be delicate and patient. Learn how to control yourself till the moment when she will be ready to fly to the heaven with you.

The best adult gifts in sex shops

Every year, millions of people visit stores before December,31. It isn’t unusual. It is a tradition that is followed by all people.

People, who postpone this occupation until the last moment, don’t have enough time and choice for originality – they are ready to buy whatever they find.

It isn’t obligatory to buy gifts for relatives, workmates, and your loved one from supermarket or mall.

Why not to visit a sex shop?

Starting the journey along adult shops, I suppose, that at best, I will find only different modifications of the rabbit vibrator. As you know, this kind of vibrator became popular after the well-known movie “Sex and the City”. Moreover, it became an indispensable attribute for every honest girl.

Really, the majority of sex shops were very boring places with unvaried rows of vibrators. After a lot of searching, though, I could find several shops – really good presents for adults.

Under corporative Christmas tree

It isn’t a shame to put a funny oilskin apron, which top permits to uncover the female breasts not only for the best friends, but also for workmates under the corporative Christmas tree. This thing could be useful around the house.

Risky, but a possible gift for both genres could be the perfume with pheromones. The manufacturers promise that the relationship after the perfume’s usage will begin to paint in new colors.

Moreover, you couldn’t refuse your traditional aromas: the collection has some versions which repeat the main popular flavors.

It is important, that the workmates wouldn’t use them immediately, because it could finish with a scene from the book “The Perfumer”. It is hard to obtain the most effective, overfilled with exciting molecules of essence, because there is a big line for that.

Now and then, the men didn’t guess to present flowers, gold, brilliants or buy a tour to a fashionable health resort. They couldn’t guess even the most right moment for having sex.

Recently, the author’s ceramics appeared on the store’s shelves – funny souvenirs of naked body’s parts.

Of course, it isn’t so comfortable to use a cup with the shape of the female breasts (it is necessary to drink from the nipple), but it looks original.

And, how much will you be surprised when drinking something from a cup, and you will observe a male penis at its bottom!!

I liked very much the orangutan whose male genital is covered with banana shell, which becomes a wine glass if it is necessary.

A special gladness in a crisis time could be the anti-stress gifts. For example, small female breasts made of soft polymer or male genitals.

Both gifts, are recommended to keep in the office under the hand: it isn’t only agreeable to press them in the hand, but also to calm down nerves.

Erotic sets

Erotic sets – this is a kit of one or several vibrators with different nozzles made of silicone or cyber skin, vaginal and anal beads and water based lubricant.

If you are not a beginner in the sex-field or you won’t limit yourself in erotic sensations, buying this set will be the best selection which you could make. The field of erotic set usage totally depends on your imagination, vaginal, clitoris, anal stimulation.

They could be: soft nozzles with moustaches for attraction reinforcement; rings which prolong the erection, beads for delight.

You can study your body with the help of plastic vibrators and find out about most erogenous zones.

Erotic sets – are new feelings, delightful orgasm and powerful attraction – in a word, all undiscovered gladness for her and him!