10 things that women hate in the bed

Do you think that you are a super lover? Do you have any reasons to think in such way?

Perhaps you know all sexual positions physically accessible for you and studied female erogenous zones.

You always carry with you usual and exotic condoms and batteries for your girl-friend’s favorite sex toy. You often present flowers. So, women, what do you need else?

Even the best lover makes mistakes in the bed which make the women doubt about if her lover attracts necessary attention to her.

In this post I will write about 10 the most frequent and disagreeable mistakes which men could make in the bed, according to “Askmen” magazine.

Take off socks, all the more boots

Forget all things which you have seen in porn films. Even if you are very fast in movements and it takes 5 minutes between first agitation in the blood and flounder in the bed with your girl-friend, you should see about taking off the socks. Female nose is very sensitive – take care of this delicate creature.
Don’t answer calls

Don’t try to answer calls during the sexual intercourse. According to statistics, 15% of men have already interrupted sex in order to answer the call. Switch it off before you start foreplay. Your mother calls you every 10 minutes? Then, switch off your robot as well. You don’t need a third person in the bed.

Don’t babble

Of course, women like beautiful male voices, but the bed isn’t a place to demonstrate your intellectual level. No tautological demagogies about variants of universe conception. Speak only about how she excites you and how well do you fill yourself with her.

Don’t look anywhere, except her

You shouldn’t watch anything else during the sexual intercourse, even your favorite sport programs. Switch off TV set to avoid temptation. It is better even to take it away from bedroom.
According to statistic the couples with TV set in their bedroom make sex 2 times less than couples who don’t have it.

Also don’t view pictures in magazines or your abdomen in the mirror. Look at her only, it means that you forget about everything in the world. Concentrate your attention on her soft skin, aroma of her hair, passion in her voice.

Don’t run saliva

Of course, the saliva can be used as a lubricant if there are some difficulties but in other situations – it is unacceptable.

Don’t fall asleep in 2 seconds after orgasm

Don’t fall asleep immediately after love making. Of course, there are physiological reasons why men feel sleepiness after act of love. After orgasm the level of glycogen in blood decreases. This substance feeds the muscles. The human feels himself broken when the glycogen isn’t sufficient in the body.

Women also feels desire to relax, but a little later than men. Help her in this, don’t fall asleep immediately, and wait some minutes in order to add some romantic moments in your relationship.

Forget about other women

Don’t you dare even to mention about sexual abilities of another woman. You are in the bed exactly with her, not with another one. Remember, when she takes off the pants, in this moment she is the only woman in the world for you.

Don’t transform sex in a comedy

You are funny and smart, but you shouldn’t make jokes during the sexual intercourse. Women, of course, have sense of humor, but you don’t have to simplify sexual relationship with super irony, lose it together with your clothes.

Don’t call “interesting” parts of her body with foolish names

It is better to speak plainly, without banality and immaturity. It isn’t necessary any “pi-pi”. She isn’t interested how you call your favorite part of the body when masturbate or joke with your friends.

But, she is not a baby who plays with you in “doctor” game. So, become adult before you will start to be engaged in it.

Don’t forget about your physiological differences

She isn’t an inflatable sex doll who supports easily 90 kg of live weight. She isn’t ready to make sex immediately. The woman’s body needs a defined stage of excitement in order to be ready to love making.

The beginning could be very emotional, but physiological, anyway, should be delicate, gradually and agreeable. Permit her to change sexual positions or suggest your own so that she feels her contribution in your cause.

Woman needs much time than a man to achieve an orgasm. Learn how to be delicate and patient. Learn how to control yourself till the moment when she will be ready to fly to the heaven with you.

Do you know what women need in the bedroom?

Kisses and tenderness

You shouldn’t look at woman like on object for sexual satisfaction.
Give her tenderness and affection; kiss her body from lips to legs, excite all her erogenous zones.

You will see how your woman will “open herself” in front of you, will respond to your impulse with reciprocal storm of hot affections.

Words and interjections

“Let say compliments each other, because they are beautiful moments of the love”.
“Women love with their ears” – this could be understood by every man and if his set of affections is scant, it’s necessary to fill it up immediately.

You can use following expressions for example: darling, beloved, unique, beauty, hot, astounding, amazing, sexual …

According to sexologists, a small percentage of women demand endearing words in the bed, most of women need shameless and denouncing words.

Sexual game

As the saying is only fire extinguisher works immediately. Woman needs to be warmed up!

Foreplay follows this purpose. The man in contrast to woman is able to stimulate himself immediately. He could only imagine a naked woman or turn over a proper journal.

The mechanism of woman’s excitement is more complicated and delicate. Some women can get excited because of your erotic story about her long legs, elastic breasts and remarkable buttocks.

Another part of them react on porn films with the participation of Rocco Sifredi, others get excited from male striptease performed by you, common look of fake picture of famous painters, prolonged and fantastic agreeable cunnilingus, common watch of erotic films.

As many women are as many versions of foreplays could be. Important is to find yours: first of all, find the women, and then corresponded sexual game for her.

Orgasm

“Ladies first” – English gentlemen say in such way. The subtext of this well-known expression is that the women should yell not only at the entry of own castle, but also to the orgasm approach. The ideal case is: when the male orgasm comes in the same time with female. In this moment common fly to the Nirvana takes place.

Well-known sexologist Roy Ascapa wrote: “Orgasm gives momentary oblivion to man and woman, takes them away from their “I”, it is like a small death with miraculous resurrection”.

Female orgasm doesn’t happen very often. The men should work hardly to satisfy their women. First of all, with the head, learning female anatomy and also with tongue, lips, fingers and so on.

Continuous and deep frictions are important for some women, for others – prolonged dying down when the partners are together and they don’t make any movements. Some women prefer horsewomen position with stimulation of clitoris and possibility to ride his partner till the final explosion.

Woman should understand what she likes, tactfully directing all her tools of influence to the necessary paths.

Sense of confidence to the partner, internal and external comfort, agreeable room design, semidarkness, soft light and gentle music – all these give some excitement to the partners.

Happy Valentine’s Day. Gifts ideas.

Valentine Day isn’t so far off. As you know, it’s a special day for everybody and the age doesn’t matter here. So, give her as perfect gift as she is.

You love her, but you don’t know how to express your feelings? You can present her something sexy and erotic. For example, it could be intimate lingerie or a costume for foreplays.

Here, I would like to write about gifts ideas of Valentine’s Day. So, be attentive and let’s have fun in this special day!!

You can buy a “bag of love” – I mean a real one. It includes Heart Warmer Massager, Mini-Mite Massager, Bondage Tape, Satin Love Mask, Heart-shaped love ring, toy cleaner, liquid love, basic mini butt plug, love beads, lover’s lotto cards.

Or, you can buy another gift bag with 8 different adult products: red metal handcuffs, strawberry liquid love, glow in the dark paradise and cherry whipped cream for lovers.

Here, you can also see a Spin for Skin, Cinnamon Champagne Light Candle, Edible Finger Paints, and Red Satin Blindfold. Spice up your sexual life in any situation.
Choose a perfect gift for your lover!

Two to tango game

What is it and what for? There is a perfect gift for any situation: weddings, anniversaries, and birthdays, Christmas or Valentine’s Day. Use “Two to tango” box and a little imagination and your dreams will come true.

Don’t be shy to experience something new with your lover, but keep your relationship alive.

Heart shaped ice cubes
Do you feel hot and you need cool off your body? Put these hearts of love in your drink. Spice up your next drink with such unusual design of ice. It’s a perfect start for a day with such deep sense.

Do you like foreplays? Do you use them regularly? Then, “Be my Valentine tonight” will be a perfect gift for your lover. This is a set that includes edible body paint, condom from Cupid and massage oil.

Don’t forget that intimate lingerie can be the best gift for her or him. Sexy lingerie comes in different colors, sizes and designs.

It’s a day namely for lovers! Don’t afraid to express your feelings and the gifts will help you to do it better.

The best adult gifts in sex shops

Every year, millions of people visit stores before December,31. It isn’t unusual. It is a tradition that is followed by all people.

People, who postpone this occupation until the last moment, don’t have enough time and choice for originality – they are ready to buy whatever they find.

It isn’t obligatory to buy gifts for relatives, workmates, and your loved one from supermarket or mall.

Why not to visit a sex shop?

Starting the journey along adult shops, I suppose, that at best, I will find only different modifications of the rabbit vibrator. As you know, this kind of vibrator became popular after the well-known movie “Sex and the City”. Moreover, it became an indispensable attribute for every honest girl.

Really, the majority of sex shops were very boring places with unvaried rows of vibrators. After a lot of searching, though, I could find several shops – really good presents for adults.

Under corporative Christmas tree

It isn’t a shame to put a funny oilskin apron, which top permits to uncover the female breasts not only for the best friends, but also for workmates under the corporative Christmas tree. This thing could be useful around the house.

Risky, but a possible gift for both genres could be the perfume with pheromones. The manufacturers promise that the relationship after the perfume’s usage will begin to paint in new colors.

Moreover, you couldn’t refuse your traditional aromas: the collection has some versions which repeat the main popular flavors.

It is important, that the workmates wouldn’t use them immediately, because it could finish with a scene from the book “The Perfumer”. It is hard to obtain the most effective, overfilled with exciting molecules of essence, because there is a big line for that.

Now and then, the men didn’t guess to present flowers, gold, brilliants or buy a tour to a fashionable health resort. They couldn’t guess even the most right moment for having sex.

Recently, the author’s ceramics appeared on the store’s shelves – funny souvenirs of naked body’s parts.

Of course, it isn’t so comfortable to use a cup with the shape of the female breasts (it is necessary to drink from the nipple), but it looks original.

And, how much will you be surprised when drinking something from a cup, and you will observe a male penis at its bottom!!

I liked very much the orangutan whose male genital is covered with banana shell, which becomes a wine glass if it is necessary.

A special gladness in a crisis time could be the anti-stress gifts. For example, small female breasts made of soft polymer or male genitals.

Both gifts, are recommended to keep in the office under the hand: it isn’t only agreeable to press them in the hand, but also to calm down nerves.