The 6 Things Guys Notice 6 Seconds After You Meet

1. Your Smile
Does it seem sweet and genuine? Does it seem awkward and forced? Does it seem like you ate a sesame-seed and parsley salad for lunch based on what’s lodged between every single one of your teeth?

2. Your Hair
Guys have no idea what split ends are, and if you mention roots, they just think of the band. But they do look to see if your hair looks 1. soft and 2. as though it would smell good. So don’t request “The Gosselin” at the salon, and wash it every so often. That’s all guys ask.

3. Your Cleavage
Newsflash: Dudes like to look at your chest. Now, that’s not to say they think all women should unbutton their shirts to their bellybuttons at funerals. (Though really, who are guys to judge?) But they will notice how you’re showing off what you’ve got.

4. Your Makeup
If you’re wearing so much makeup that it looks like you’ve painted an entirely new face on top of your actual face, guys will wonder if you’re trying to cover up some bizarre deformation—or if you’re Gotham City’s most dangerous criminal mastermind.

5. Your Skin
You know that blemish you’ve been obsessing over all day because it’s so huge? Chances are guys won’t even notice. What will they notice? If you look like a jaundiced Oompa-Loompa because of overenthusiastic tanning.

6. Your Bag
Are all women who haul around big purses—in other words, cavernous rucksacks stuffed full of old receipts, emergency sweaters, and half-used bottles of hand sanitizer—high maintenance? Maybe not. But guys will go ahead and assume they are anyway.

G-Spot Sex Toys

If it's G-spot stimulation you're searching for, look for the arousing shaft curve in a dildo. Some of the best G-spot stimulators and sex toys we've found are the Waterproof Nubby G and the Pro Touch.

Both are shaped for easy-to-find direct G-spot massage. Many women have had their first orgasms with these toys. They're also great to use with a partner to illustrate where the G-spot is located. Once your partner finds it with a sex toy, the spot often becomes easier to find during sex, leading to better, more intense orgasms.

Using your Dildo with a Harness

If you think you'd be interested in using your dildo in a sex toy harness, choose one with a flared base at the end so that it will stay in the harness.

It's also important to remember that the harness will subtract about half-an-inch to an inch off the toy's length, so be sure to take this into consideration when purchasing.

Once you have your harness set and ready to go, there's just one more piece of advice to remember...

Virtual Sex Toys

Yep. If Second Life's involved, how could sex toys not also be involved? A manufacturer of, uh, intimacy aids has filed a lawsuit alleging that users bootleg, with impunity, the virtual sex toy brand it also sells in Second Life.

Eros LLC of Florida, which produces the popular (or so I am told, anyway) SexGen line took Linden Lab to federal court this week, on a claim that the Second Life operator refuses to take action against users who custom-rig their own sex machines (more or less, they're code that facilitate boinking animations) and then slap the SexGen brand on 'em.

Sounds funny, but microtransactions are no joke. Some $600 million in in-world sales are expected this year, with Linden Lab taking a cut of that. It gets a cut of anything that changes hands for virtual buxx, black market goods or no. And on top of this, Eros does maintain an in-world store, so the virtual ripoff is very real to them.

Eros successfully sued some black marketeers two years ago; this suit represents an escalation. They seek class action status for other merchants who are getting bootlegged.

Their allegations will also challenge the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, which protects Web sites from legal action if they're responsive to rights holders' takedown notices. All of this because people are selling counterfeit fuck coffins.

Truth or Dare?

If you’ve never played this sex game, you’re in for a surprise.

Whether you pick truth or dare, you’re sure to uncover a few new (and titillating) things about your partner (and vice versa).

All you need to play is a vivid imagination and a healthy sexual appetite. If you get stuck, don’t only ask about her sexual fantasies, bring them to life. As for dare, a striptease or lap dance is always a crowd pleaser.

If you don’t want to ask or answer about past sexual escapades, set a rule from the get-go that former flings are off-limits. The last thing you want to do is make her jealous or self-conscious.