Sexual game: Doctor and patient

If getting naked and jumping under the covers has become somewhat tedious, then play dress up with one another. You can play the doctor and she can be the patient (or vice versa depending on whether you're passive or aggressive).

Dress the part and examine your lady, but try not to be sexual, that way the sexual heat will intensify and one of you will burst with uncontrollable desire. The patient can claim to be injured on some sexy part of their body and the doctor can gently treat it, which will eventually lead up to a doctor-patient tryst.

If doctor/patient is too corny for your taste, why not play photographer and model? The model can change outfits over and over again, continuously slipping into something sexy and seductive while the photographer (donning a beret and sunglasses of course) tells the model how to pose.

This is a wonderful way to get your juices flowing; it will stimulate the mind as well as the senses. Before you know it, the two of you will stop the photography and begin the pornography.

Virtual Sex Toys

Yep. If Second Life's involved, how could sex toys not also be involved? A manufacturer of, uh, intimacy aids has filed a lawsuit alleging that users bootleg, with impunity, the virtual sex toy brand it also sells in Second Life.

Eros LLC of Florida, which produces the popular (or so I am told, anyway) SexGen line took Linden Lab to federal court this week, on a claim that the Second Life operator refuses to take action against users who custom-rig their own sex machines (more or less, they're code that facilitate boinking animations) and then slap the SexGen brand on 'em.

Sounds funny, but microtransactions are no joke. Some $600 million in in-world sales are expected this year, with Linden Lab taking a cut of that. It gets a cut of anything that changes hands for virtual buxx, black market goods or no. And on top of this, Eros does maintain an in-world store, so the virtual ripoff is very real to them.

Eros successfully sued some black marketeers two years ago; this suit represents an escalation. They seek class action status for other merchants who are getting bootlegged.

Their allegations will also challenge the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, which protects Web sites from legal action if they're responsive to rights holders' takedown notices. All of this because people are selling counterfeit fuck coffins.